April 21, 2024
Russia Slams “American Bastards” In Fear Of “Being Framed For Possessing Child Pornography”
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev issued the slamming declaration after the United States House approved a massive $95 billion war bill for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan yesterday: “The vote of gleeful American bastards will only prolong the fighting and increase the number of victims of this war…Obviously, we will win, regardless of the bloody dollars shoved down the throat of the insatiable American defense industry…The strength and the truth are on our side”, says in stark contrast, corrupt socialist Western colonial puppet leader Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky proclaimed: “I am grateful to the United States House of Representatives, both parties, and personally Speaker Mike Johnson for the decision that keeps history on the right track”.
The true “history on the right track” kept by the passing of a massive war bill the already bankrupt United States has to borrow to pay for, however, this report notes, was just factually revealed by Fox News: “The U.S. national debt is climbing at a rapid pace and has shown no signs of slowing down, despite the growing criticism of massive levels of government spending…The national debt — which measures what the U.S. owes its creditors — increased to $34,583,094,965,544.54 as of Wednesday afternoon, according to the latest numbers published by the Treasury Department…By comparison, just four decades ago, the national debt hovered around $907 billion…The outlook for the federal debt level is bleak, with economists increasingly sounding the alarm over the torrid pace of spending by Congress and the White House”.
After passing its massive war bill that plunges the United States into further unsustainable debt, this report continues, demonic warmongering socialist Democrat Party lawmakers started waving Ukrainian flags in the House Chamber while gleefully chanting “Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine!”, which caused Republican Party lawmaker United States Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna to rage in protest: “Put those damn flags away…It is a disgrace to display any other flag than the American flag in the House Chamber!”.
Quickly following the United States House approving its massive war bill, this report details, the Kiev Post assessed: “The resumption of US aid for 2024 sets the stage for Ukraine to return to a form of Active Defense… This is a form of defense whose aim is not just to hold on but to take advantages of the great benefits of the defense to inflict increasingly large attritional losses on the Russians. It’s a pro-active defense, designed to take advantage of Russian offensives to increase destruction”—an assessment joined by Executive Vice President David Pyne of the United States Task Force on National and Homeland Security more accurately observing: “The bill will not change the outcome of the war which will inevitably end with a Russian victory and Ukraine being forced to accept Russia’s peace terms”.
During an interview yesterday, this report concludes, top Republican Party lawmaker United States Congressman Chip Roy warned: “I want everybody out there in the audience to remember, the $113 billion…I want to repeat, the $113 billion that’s already been appropriated for Ukraine…Only $44 to $47 billion of that, in two different reports I’ve seen, is lethal aid…So what was the other $66 to $69 billion dollars for?”—a warning that followed leftist HBO host Bill Maher beyond chillingly revealing how rampant child pedophilia has become for socialist elite American leaders—and was a Congressman Roy warning and Maher chilling revelation joined by America’s most trusted and popular newsman Tucker Carlson revealing in a just released interview with the world’s most viewed podcaster Joe Rogan exactly why United States lawmakers approve massive war bills that further bankrupt their nation: “Members of Congress are terrified of the Intel agencies…I’m not guessing at that…They’ve told me that—including people on the intel committee, including people who run the intel committee, the people whose job it is to oversee and keep in line these enormous secretive agencies whose budgets we can’t know…They’re worried about someone putting kiddie porn on their computer”.
[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
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