March 29, 2026
Vance Exposes Alien-Demon Truth As April Fools Day Moon Mission Joins Project Hail Mary
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting the Public Opinion Research Center (VCIOM) revealed about its latest poll: “Around 81% of Russians believe in the existence of at least one supernatural being and two-thirds of respondents believe in saints or higher powers protecting people in danger or in battle”, says the strong spiritual beliefs of the Russian peoples were just joined by Vice President J.D. Vance declaring: “I don’t think they are aliens, I think they’re demons…When I hear about sort of extra natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to, is the Christian understanding that there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also some evil out there…I think that one of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed”.
The strong and unwavering Christian beliefs held by Vice President Vance, this report notes, are most critical to notice because it was just revealed: “Vice President JD Vance is preparing to take on the most important assignment of his career: steering U.S. efforts to end the war on Iran he’d been concerned about waging in the first place”—and is a revelation joined with the factual observation: “Both the United States-Israel tandem and Iran have offered religious reasoning for hostilities in the Gulf to go on, painting the conflict as an existential standoff “.
In the existential Holy War standoff Vice President Vance is now seeking to end, this report continues, he faces a massive Iranian missile force built for survival—an Iranian missile strike just obliterated a United States Air Force prized E-3 Airborne Warning and Control System aircraft, whose last contract for two of them was a staggering $2.56 billion—and with President Donald Trump yet to decide if he’ll send in ground forces, any American forces entering Iran on their slow flying aircraft will face the tens-of-thousands of advanced shoulder fired anti-aircraft weapons Iran already purchased from Russia.
Along with Vice President Vance seeking to end the Iran war and exposing the truth about alien-demons, this report details, the United States government just secretly registered the aliens.gov domain name—retired NASA scientist Ivo Busko just released a report about alien spacecraft monitoring Earth for decades—American military alien spacecraft expert retired Air Force General William Neil McCasland mysteriously disappeared on 27 February—and his close colleague aerospace engineer Monica Reza mysteriously disappeared eight months earlier on 22 June 2025.
While the mysterious disappearances of American military alien experts have yet to be explained, this report notes, the Moon was struck by a massive object, which NASA declared was “a once-in-a-century event”—and was an attack on the Moon quickly followed by NASA announcing it was launching its first manned mission to the Moon in over 50 years on 1 April, which is known as April Fools Day.
Joining the real life NASA manned mission to the Moon, this report concludes, is the Project Hail Mary science fiction movie released last week about a desperate space mission to save Earth, and about which was revealed: “Prominent Catholic leader Bishop Robert Barron said that while he found the film entertaining, uplifting and well-acted, he was most struck by what he saw as its Christian themes…He argued the title refers not only to the football term, but also to the Virgin Mary, and said Ryan Gosling’s character is undoubtedly a Christ-figure”.
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