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Repost by Permission: Assassin Misses Trump And Strikes Biden—Who Quickly Declares “I’m Sick”
July 18, 2024
Assassin Misses Trump And Strikes Biden—Who Quickly Declares “I’m Sick”
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A stunning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov declared to the United Nations Security Council in New York City yesterday: “President Putin has spoken about this more than once: we will work with any American leader, we will be ready to work with any American leader who is elected by the American people and who is ready for an equal, mutually respectful dialogue”, says this declaration was joined with the news: “The Republican-run House Oversight Committee has issued a subpoena compelling Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle to testify on Capitol Hill about her agency’s “total failure” to prevent the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump”.
Following the release of a video yesterday showing a wounded President Donald Trump arriving at hospital in Butler-Pennsylvania after the failed assassination attempt on his life, this report notes, a group of enraged United States Senators angrily confronted Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle at the Republican National Convention last evening demanding answers for her “total failure” to protect the life of President Trump—today the leftist New York Times released its bone chilling investigative video “How Trump’s Security Failed To Stop An Assassination Attempt”, and also revealed: “F.B.I. officials told members of Congress on Wednesday that the gunman who tried to kill former President Donald J. Trump used his cellphone and other devices to search images of Mr. Trump and President Biden, along with an array of public figures…The 20-year-old gunman, Thomas Matthew Crooks of Bethel Park, Pa., also looked up dates of Mr. Trump’s appearances and the Democratic National Convention, according to people on two conference calls held to answer lawmakers’ questions…And, at least once, his browsing history signaled concerns about his own mental state…He also seems to have previewed his attack on Steam, a gaming platform he frequented, telling fellow gamers he planned to make his “premiere” on July 13, the day of the shooting”.
Yesterday morning, this report continues, the Black Entertainment Television network released its interview with Supreme Socialist Leader Joe Biden, wherein he forgot the name of Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and dementedly said: “Uh, the secretary of defense, the Black man”—shortly after the release of this demented interview, Politico revealed: “Congress’ two highest-ranking Democrats have gone directly to President Joe Biden with concerns about their party’s fate in November”—a revelation followed by Socialist Leader Biden quickly declaring in a two word social media post: “I’m sick”—a declaration followed by the White House announcing Socialist Leader Biden tested positive for Covid and canceling all of his events—shortly after which, a frail and maskless Socialist Leader Biden was helped by the Secret Service to exit his vehicle and barely made it up the short stairway into his plane—all of which was joined last evening by famed American news host Bill O’Reilly predicting: “Biden might retire tomorrow”.
Currently facing “I’m sick” and might be soon retiring demented imbecile Socialist Leader Biden, this report details, is new polling showing President Trump is beating him 55.5% to 44.5 %—and is new polling that followed Dr. Ben Carson, the former Trump Housing Secretary, most factually observing about President Trump at the Republican National Convention on Tuesday evening: “First, they tried to ruin his reputation and he’s more popular now than ever…And then they tried to bankrupt him and he’s got more money now than he had before…And then they tried to put him in prison and he’s freer and has made other people free with him…And then last weekend they tried to kill him and there he is over there alive and well”.
Apparently believing that the assassin who missed President Trump successfully struck Sociability Leader Biden, this report concludes, is actual leftist lunatic MSNBC host Joy Reid, who last evening beyond all belief proclaimed: “These two men are both elderly…Donald Trump is an elderly man who, for whatever reason, was given nine seconds to take an iconic photo-op during an active shooter situation…Weird situation, we’ll figure that out one day…This current President of the United States is 81 years old and has COVID, should he be fine in a couple of days, doesn’t that convey exactly the same thing?…That he’s strong enough – older than Trump – to have gotten something that used to really be fatal to people his age…So, if he does fine out of it and comes back and is able to do rallies, isn’t that exactly the same?”.
[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
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