October 1, 2024
Hillary Clinton Issues “October Surprise” Warning For American Insane Asylum Run By Inmates
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A forewarning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting the German government official newspaper of record Die Zeit revealed a few hours ago that German Chancellor Olaf Scholz wants to speak by phone with President Putin, says this revelation was joined by NBC News reporting: “President Joe Biden has privately complained that he is no longer being given credit for his service…Biden is reportedly upset that the national media’s attention has switched to the Democratic presidential nominee, Kamala Harris…Since Biden ended his campaign in the wake of a disastrous June debate with Republican candidate and former president Donald Trump, Harris has distanced herself from the US president”.
With demented President Biden upset with Marxist radical Vice President Kamala Harris, whom President Trump branded “Comrade Kamala”, to the point he’s ignoring his own allies, this report notes, the just released article “Clinton Warns Of October Surprise That Will ‘Distort And Pervert’ Harris” revealed: “Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned of an October surprise that will “distort and pervert” Vice President Harris…“There will be concerted efforts to distort and pervert Kamala Harris, who she is, what she stands for, what she’s done”…Clinton said during an interview with “Firing Line” host Margaret Hoover”.
The “October Surprise” currently roiling the American presidential election, that’s just 35 days away, this report continues, is the “unimaginable destruction” left by Hurricane Helene in key swing States—President Trump was greeted by thousands of cheering survivors in the disaster zone zone yesterday, then he set up a Go-Fund-Me page for them, that’s raised nearly $3 million in less than 24 hours—Comrade Kamala, however, didn’t visit survivors, instead she posted a picture of her supposedly talking to them, but it was quickly noticed it was a fake call as her earphones weren’t connected to phone on the table right in front of her.
Another “October Surprise” sure to roil the presidential election, this report details, occurred yesterday when the House Oversight Committee revealed: “According to recently received whistleblower disclosures, we’ve learned of a non-classified, Microsoft Teams group chat among Department of Homland Security employees and additional intelligence reports that contain information regarding a longstanding connection between the Chinese Communist Party and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz”—and Fox News reported this morning: “Vice President Kamala Harris’ running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, said he traveled to China much less than he had initially highlighted in congressional hearings and media interviews…”I have been to China dozens of times”, Walz said during a 2016 congressional hearing…”I’ve been there about 30 times”…Walz told an agriculture-focused publication the same year….However, a Harris-Walz campaign spokesperson recently acknowledged to Minnesota Public Radio that the number was “closer to 15 times” ”.
With Chinese Communist Party loyalist Governor Walz preparing to debate Senator J.D. Vance later today, this report notes, Politico revealed: “Some Minnesota Democrats wonder how Walz will handle the barrage of attacks from Vance, given the governor’s tendency to shut down conversations when he’s pressed about missteps in private” and reported: ““We have well developed views on public policy so we don’t have to prepare that much”, Vance said in a Teamsters press call on Wednesday morning…“We feel a lot more confident and frankly, you don’t have to prepare if you don’t have to hide what you say””—and the Wall Street Journal just assessed: “Joe Biden won’t be in the CBS Broadcast Center studio in New York Tuesday night when Sen. JD Vance goes up against Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz in the lone vice-presidential debate of the election…So Mr. Vance has one job: To drag the president onstage and make Mr. Walz own the Biden legacy…Mr. Walz has inadvertently provided an opening…At a campaign rally two Saturdays ago in Pennsylvania, he told the crowd of supporters that “we can’t afford four more years of this””.
A grim and consequential “October Surprise” article “It Begins: US Port Strikes Erupt, First Shutdown In 50 Years Sparks Fears Of Supply Chain Crisis” roiled the presidential campaign last evening, this report continues, and it was warned: “Americans are now staring down the barrel of another crisis — this time, a strike involving 45,000 dock workers from Maine to Texas….The result?…A looming economic catastrophe that could cost the U.S. a staggering $5 billion in just one day while Americans brace for another skyrocketing inflation and severe supply chain disruptions”.
Overseeing all of the now on strike ports in America, this report details, is top socialist Biden-Harris Regime official Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo, who when asked last week about the impending strike beyond all belief replied: “I have not been very focused on that”—a beyond all belief reply just joined with the news: “CNN data analyst Harry Enten is ringing alarm bells for the Kamala Harris campaign about support from union households, saying that she is delivering the worst Democratic performance in a generation”—and as for what these striking port workers are actually fighting for, the leftist Washington Post explained: “Today, the shipping industry is at the forefront of a second revolution…It is now possible to run a dockyard with almost no humans present…The two key jobs — operating cranes and moving containers around — can be automated…Cranes pick up the heavy containers from the ships and sort them on shore…Then trucks carry the containers from the dock to wherever they need to go next — a railroad or trucking hub or storage facility…People are needed to oversee things, but their role is now more akin to air traffic control…Maintenance and IT jobs also remain…But the bottom line is: Fewer workers are needed”.
In the “October Surprise” socialist woke and go broke category, this report notes, it was just reported: “Netflix saw a dramatic spike in cancelations after its co-founder Reed Hastings revealed he donated $7 million to Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign…Cancelations on the streaming platform almost tripled in the United States after Hastings made the massive donation to a super PAC supporting Harris’ presidential bid”—and following popular singer Taylor Swift endorsing Comrade Kamala, it was revealed today: “A man who won a guitar signed by Taylor Swift at a Texas charity event smashed the instrument to pieces right on stage after winning the item and the video of his gleeful act has gone viral”.
The “October Surprise” most feared to come is World War III, this report continues, The Telegraph newspaper in London warned about this in its just released article “Four Years Of Joe Biden Has Left The World In Flames” and Politico revealed: “‘Doing a Biden’ is new international shorthand for ousting past-due leaders”—all of which was joined by Babylon Bee satirical article “‘Trump Will Start World War III’, Says Party Autographing Bombs To Be Launched At Russia” actually telling the truth.
For Americans dreading the next “October Surprise” that will roil their presidential election, this report concludes, they can amuse themselves watching the “Gigglin’s Island” video mocking Comrade Kamala, or watch President Trump singing the Green Acres theme song in overalls during the 2005 Emmy Awards—and all of whom should remember their nation’s most famous 20th Century preacher Lester Roloff, who most factually observed: “America is an insane asylum run by the inmates”.
[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
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