September 11, 2024
Trump Endures “Divorced From Reality” Debate To Save Helpless Animals From Migrant Carnage
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
An informative new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova assessing about the debate held last evening between President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, whom Trump branded “Comrade Kamala”: “Who do you think won?…Why would that matter?…The iceberg is 15 minutes away”, says as it pertains the nation destroying “iceberg” the United States is headed towards, the world’s richest and smartest person Elon Musk just grimly warned: “The cost of servicing the vast US federal debt now outstrips the defense budget…The country is going bankrupt extremely quickly”.
As to what President Trump endured last evening during his debate with Comrade Kamala, this report notes, it is best described in the avalanche of truthful articles like “Kamala Harris Lies About Guns, Fracking, Private Insurance, Etc. And ABC Hacks Let Her Get Away With It”, “Debate Moderators Bringing Up J6 But Not Trump Assassination Attempt Tells You Everything About Media Corruption” and “The Debate Was So Biased It Was Divorced From Reality. Trump Should Refuse To Do Another”.
A prime example of the “divorced from reality” biased leftist media debate last evening, this report continues, was evidenced when President Trump called out the Haitian migrants in Ohio that are killing and eating dogs, cats, and ducks, and exclaimed: “They’re eating the dogs!”—leftist ABC News debate moderators lyingly fired back: “There are no credible reports of Haitian immigrants eating people’s pets and local geese”—but in factual reality, Ohio residents living with the Haitian migrant carnage on their animals have voiced outrage in public meetings, have filed police reports and everyone can hear the 911 calls they’ve made to police—and Comrade Kamala’s fear of the truth being known is explained by the articles appearing like “Epic Memes Emerge Online Following Reports Of Cat And Bird-Eating Haitian Immigrants In Ohio, Causing Liberals To Lose Their Minds”.
Along with articles now appearing like “Kamala Harris Makes Odd Facial Expressions While Debating Donald Trump”, this report details, world-renowned American board-certified psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman clinically observed about Comrade Kamala’s performance in the “divorced from reality” biased debate: “In order to hide her imposter syndrome, she memorized lines that she hoped would derail Trump…Imposter syndrome is where someone knows they don’t have the qualifications for the position they are in, so they feel like an imposter…Kamala doesn’t have the qualifications to be vice president, no less president…She has to know Biden picked her to be vice president because she is a woman of color…He picked her to get votes from these demographics, not because she was the most qualified”.
In anecdotal proof that Americans know the truth that Comrade Kamala is an impostor, this report concludes, it is evidenced in the just released article “Trump Cookies Outsell Harris’ By The Thousands In Pennsylvania Bakery: ‘The Margin Is Astonishing’”, wherein it reveals: “In the latest tally, Donald Trump cookies appear to be winning at the bakery…The bakery sold a whopping 4,202 Trump cookies compared to 402 Kamala Harris cookies”—and are Trump supporting cookie buyers, without any doubt, fully supporting First Lady Melania Trump, who yesterday released a heartbreaking video demanding the truth about the assassination attempt on her husband President Trump, wherein she declared: “Now, the silence around it feels heavy…I can’t help but wonder: Why didn’t law enforcement officials arrest the shooter before the speech?…There is definitely more to this story, and we need to uncover the truth”.
[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
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