Repost by Permission: Cartoon Network Dies After Crack Addict And Fake Doctor Take “Big Boy Pants” Biden Hostage

July 9, 2024

Cartoon Network Dies After Crack Addict And Fake Doctor Take “Big Boy Pants” Biden Hostage

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting President Putin congratulated Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi on his reelection for a third consecutive term last month during last evenings state dinner, with him observing: “I think it was not by chance, but was the result of your work as the head of the government over many years…You know how to achieve results in the interests of India and the Indian people…And this means that they feel confident, stable, which is very important”, says after the state dinner, Prime Minister Modi posted the message: “Gratitude to President Putin for hosting me at Novo-Ogaryovo this evening…Looking forward to our talks tomorrow as well, which will surely go a long way in further cementing the bonds of friendship between India and Russia”.

With the main part of Prime Minister Modi’s visit to Moscow scheduled for today, this report notes, his prowess in critical meetings was displayed after his Bharatiya Janata Party lost its outright majority in the 543-member Lower House last month, then he became the envy of the world after skillfully negotiating an alliance with other parties to secure his election bid for a third term.

In stark contrast to the negotiating skills of Prime Minister Modi with competing political parties in India, this report continues, today it saw French President Emmanuel Macron refusing to accept the resignation of Prime Minister Gabriel Attal following the second round of national elections that left France with a hung parliament and no clear candidate to replace him—a resignation refusal that followed the news: “The French election results showed that the “alliance of dishonour” between President Emmanuel Macron and the far left effectively blocked the populist National Rally from gaining a majority despite the Le Pen party having won the most votes”—was a President Macron “alliance of dishonour” against nationalist populist forces whose final results were just assessed: “It remains to be seen whether the NFP – a swath of leftist parties including Melenchon’s France Unbowed (LFI), the Socialist Party, the Greens and the Communist Party – can remain unified and agree on a path forward”—is a “swath of leftist parties” led by Jean-Luc Mélenchon, who was branded as “one of the key pro-Russian actors in France”—and is a Jean-Luc Mélenchon, whom President Macron might be forced to name as prime minister, that previously proclaimed: “Russia is a partner…I do not agree with making an enemy of it…I am for leaving NATO…We need to de-escalate…If we leave NATO, we will not be dragged into the cold war logic that the Americans maintain with Russia and China”.

Supposed to be overseeing the manipulated French election whose likely next prime minister wants to leave NATO and forge an alliance with Russia, this report details, is demented imbecile Supreme Socialist Leader Joe Biden, about whom President Donald Trump starkly warned last evening: “We’re heading into World War Three, in my opinion, with this man semi-running things because he’s not running things”—a stark warning that followed White House spokespersons John Kirby and Karine Jean-Pierre both declaring yesterday: “This week, President Biden will hold a press conference, a Big Boy press conference”—and was a declaration that caused Sky News host Danica De Giorgio to exclaim in horror about those minding over “Big Boy” pants wearing Socialist Leader Biden: “How long can they keep treating him like a toddler?…Will they teach him to potty train next? ”.

Quickly dispelling any need for demented imbecile “Big Boy” pants wearing man-toddler Socialist Leader Biden to receive potty training, this report notes, was the news: “In the first few minutes of her grand return to The View following a holiday hiatus, Whoopi Goldberg bid audiences a hearty good morning by painting a vivid picture involving President Joe Biden and human excrement….With the country still reeling from Biden’s disastrous performance in his first 2024 election debate against Donald Trump, Goldberg once again took up perch in her moderator seat at the Hot Topics table to voice support for Biden…”I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants, I don’t care if he can’t put a sentence together””–and was news that joined Socialist Leader Biden calling into the leftist Morning Joe programme yesterday to rage like an aggrieved child: “I’m not bad at what I do!”.

Minding over “Big Boy” pants wearing Socialist Leader Biden, whose likewise deranged supporters care nothing of him pooping in his new “Big Boy” pants, this report continues, are his wife First Lady Jill Biden and his son Hunter Biden, both of whom were confirmed to be his gatekeepers controlling all access to himas the “main de-facto gatekeeper”, convicted felon Hunter Biden revealed he smoked “more Parmesan cheese than anyone” when he was addicted to crack cocaine—gatekeeper Jill Biden demands every one address her as doctor, but her doctorate degree is in education, which she received in 2007—fake doctor Jill Biden has now been credibly “accused of elderly abuse” because she refuses to allow Socialist Leader Biden to be medical treated for this obvious dementia—parallels have been noticed between fake doctor Jill Biden and Edith Wilson, who served as the gatekeeper for her dying and incapacitated husband President Woodrow Wilson, as documented in scholarly papers like “Edith Wilson: America’s First Woman President”—but the just released article “Edith Wilson Biden (Née Jill Giacoppo)” most accurately observes about fake doctor Jill Biden: “Jill Giacoppo is an utterly unqualified usurper, who has even less excuse for her blatant power grab than did Edith Wilson back in the day…At least in Edith’s time there was no 25th Amendment to regularize, organize and legitimize the transfer of power to the constitutionally prescribed role of Vice President”.

In what future historians will mark as one of the greatest comical coincides of all time, this report concludes, shortly after it was revealed yesterday that “Big Boy” pants wearing demented Socialist Leader Biden was being held hostage by his crack addict son and fake doctor wife, the top trending topic in America became #RIPCartoonNetwork, which decried the record number of cartoon animators who have lost their jobs and cartoon showing networks dying, but in truth, are cartoonists no longer able to compete with the hysterical beyond all belief real life events surrounding them.

[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

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